1. Once gentlemen used to fight for ladies, now the ladies are fighting for the gentlemen

When I studied at my college there were too few guys and too many girls. I together with my buddies had to choose between Mary and Felicity, Fiona and Jessica. And, on a beautiful sunny Tuesday, Jessica and Sheila quarreled and made up a real fighting for Jason (my buddy). It’s pleasant when furious and cute girls struggle for a real man.

2. No duels more

If some Peter Brown had offended your pretty girlfriend during those times you’d have to call him for duel. Now you don’t. Moreover, If you did then the nearest police station would be your place for the next few hours and sometimes days.

3. If you need fight you can get in playing cyber games

No more blood, wounds, dies for some king daughter’s sake. Just you, your rival and your computers. Cool emotions, the whole satisfaction if you got him and, possibly, if he got you.

4. You don’t have to knee before her

You just cannot get into a stupid situation when proposing your girlfriend. Once knight had to knee before his lady to propose her his heart and a ring. Now when I made a proposal to ….mmm let her call Sandra, I appreciated the times we live. We just sat in the restaurant and nobody see how she refused to be my wife. Now guess what nut I would be if I knelt her in the middle of the restaurant?

5. You don’t have to stick the only girl

If once you was mad about Linda and now you fall in love with Claudia then you needn’t worry. You can easily change one girl to another. You have the right to choose and that’s cool. During those times you had to keep faithfulness to your only one. Oh, how I’m glad to live nowadays.

6. Now you have fewer chances to lose your girlfriend if her dad is against you

The present girls will fight for you even with their own daddies. My present girlfriend doesn’t speak to her father and lives with me. And whose girlfriend accepted her father’s will and breaks up the relationship?

7. You needn’t hint at your liking

If you like a girl you can walk up and say her this directly. The girls like this. What girl would like if the lover always hints every time he wants to make sex, to eat and to be alone, at least for some time? The girls like words more than hints. Our precedents had to hint at their feelings and had to wait for a long time when their sweethearts allow them to kiss the hand.

8. The coolest of all you have sex before wedding

In addition, not only if you are not about to get marry you can just have it. Now imagine you’re a knight, two years you hint at your feeling, two more years you’re waiting for her dad’s approval simultaneously fighting with the rivals and losing arms, livers, legs, and at last after wedding you, for the first time in your life, try what sex is like.

9. The horse is the wrong place for a couple

Guess, you got your sweetheart. What would you do then? Ok, you take your horse, your girlfriend and go to a romantic trip. How long do you travel? Three days, four days, more? Without stops. And if you want to make love? Now imagine the same situation with you, girlfriend and … a car. Even a long trip won’t seem you to be boring. And the back seat of the car is the right place for you if you decided to … you know what I mean ;).

10. The armors were too heavy to dress

Nowadays you wear whatever you like and demonstrate your face and other parts of the body. You know it took the knights more than an hour to put the armors on. If you have a date how much does it take you to get ready? Less time and you have no visor on your head. Poor princesses had to guess what face was inside and now the lady estimates your eyes and free gestures. You can defend her heart without such heavy metal.

So, let’s burn those old times and the knights. Let them lie still. Now they are a memory and a good lesson for those romantic idiots who try to get a girl’s heart with such out of date methods.

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