Alright, so I called the Weird Girl back and set up a Starbucks meeting. You know, I’m not being fair – I only called her weird in my last report because at the club she called herself Ariel and kept saying she was a mermaid, earning the nickname. Actually, her name is Charlotte and she [...]

I rarely have time to work one-on-one with guys in paid sessions. Frankly, my time is expensive and there are guys who can be found to work with you for free or for very little. But I do take students for personal training from time to time, and on this occasion I was working with [...]

Just your average crazy day at the Vitalio Penthouse.
I got a call from Persia, a girl I’ve been seeing. She’s pissed; the ol’ finance student gets a bad grade scenario. So I do what any intelligent gentleman would do – I invite her over to work it out. Specifically, to pound it out on [...]